Then proceeded to get hit on by a gay guy and have to explain I was straight. It was a pants optional night and me and my also straight friend were the first 2 to drop trou. “Danced in my underwear at a gay club during pride week. Danced in my underwear at a gay club during pride week. He hit me hit so hard it tickled the bone.”ĥ. “My friend was spitting his best game to three girls and he was trying to get one of them to lick the whipped cream off of his finger when I walked by with another girl and I licked it off with one swipe. I licked whipped cream off a friend’s finger.
It became a game of who could sneak up on the other and slap them with their dick.”Ĥ. Dick-slapping contest in the hockey-rink shower room. “I once held hands in a circle with nine other guys while we both danced to and sang along with Shania Twain‘s ‘I Feel Like a Woman.’ We’re all quite straight but I’ll be damned if every single one of us didn’t know every word to that song.” I once held hands in a circle with nine other guys while we both danced to and sang along with Shania Twain’s ‘I Feel Like a Woman.’
